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Where God Erects a Church — Gothic T-Shirt

Where God Erects a Church — Gothic T-Shirt

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Where God erects a church, the Devil builds a chapel beside it.

Apparently, damnation understands the importance of location.

Created for theologians, skeptics, collectors of religious curiosities, and anyone who knows that corruption seldom announces itself openly.

This black T-shirt features an upright Gothic church whose cast shadow transforms into a smaller, warped chapel beside it—the counterfeit rising directly from the sacred.

Part theological warning, part architectural nightmare—and a reminder to inspect the neighbors.


Gildan G640 Adult Softstyle 4.5 oz. T-Shirt

  • 4.5 oz.
  • 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton jersey
  • Sport Grey and Antique colors: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Graphite Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • All other Heather colors: 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Seamless double-needle 3/4" collar
  • Modern classic fit
  • High stitch density for smoother printing surface
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Rolled forward shoulder
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Tubular fit for minimal torque
  • Tear away label
Size Body length Body width
XS 27" 16"
S 26.62" 18"
M 27.62" 20"
L 28.62" 22"
XL 29.62" 24"
2XL 30.62" 26"
3XL 33 1/2" 28"
4XL 34 1/2" 30"
5XL 35" 32"
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